12 Morrison DriveLondonderry, NH 03053Price: $650,000

Hi! This is your back. Yup, you read that right. I wanted to thank you in advance for considering this home for us. Remember last winter when all you did was complain about the snow (“If I never have to pick up a shovel again...”) and then blamed me for causing you pain for months? Did you forget already?! Well this is your chance to give us both the break we deserve. Time to let someone else worry about snow removal. And landscaping. We both know you're not ready to live in Florida full time (where you always complain that I am SO sweaty) and you know how much I dislike sand. 12 Morrison Drive seems like the perfect fit for us where the only thing "nestled" will be me in one of those comfy chairs in the theater room. Or, better yet, in the hot tub next to the indoor heated pool. And we'll be able to walk right off our deck over to the mail center and that amazing clubhouse where we can also use the gym, library, card room (we do need to work on our poker game) and giant Great Room with full kitchen for the times we don't want to host at home. But maybe we won't want to ever leave our new condo, which used to be the model home, so we know it has a great layout and was designed for perfect single-level living. We'll also be so close to all of the dining and shopping (3 grocery stores within a mile!) Londonderry has to offer, which means no long rides where, again, you like to remind me of what a pain I am. Promise me we can take a look? We owe it to each other.